New Definitions

Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one and a fool at the other.

Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing the minds of either.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.

Divorce : Future tense of marriage.

Dictionary : The only place where success comes work.

Conference room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says "See I am not injured yet"

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Criminal : A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

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