Marriage - point of view....

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then you see the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replies, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man".

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.

Marriage is an institution in which a nab losses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father replies, " I don't know son, I'm still paying for it."

Young son: Is it true, Dad. I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: "That happens in all counties son."

The there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late."

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband give and the wives take.

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband. "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing; either the car is new or his wife.

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